welcome to my chode

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 19:51:36 GMT

hi

i got a new car

im awesome

aushwitz!

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:08:39 GMT

i fucking love best buy store credit!!

had a good weekend, 80s clubs...indie clubs...friends from back east...friends from the womb...and uh, ya, that work thingy

clockwork orange tonight motherfuckers!!

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 22:57:00 GMT

hi mallory

im going to work now

my lovely lady lumps

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 21:51:30 GMT

fucking work, they skipped out on one of my paychecks so now i have to wait for them to send it to me, it was supposed to be here like over a week ago

and yay for saturday night off!! next sat i have to work :( but its ok, cuz i might be going to blue monday that week instead haha! ooo 80s clubs, and new gays, this weekend is gonna rawk!

i aint sayin shes a gold digga

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 01:59:09 GMT

oh Disneyland, u r to be my Everest...

yaaa aushwitz!!

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 01:16:20 GMT

hmmm, ive decided im a hair and makeup whore--i used to be like 4-5 years ago, and then i just didnt give a fuck for awhile, and now its back--i dont wanna dye my hair too too much, but i need to add one clor to it, im thinking just like a reddish blonde chunk on the side, i dunno, whatever colors i have already r what im working with--tomarrow i go turn in apps and pick up more and turn in and pick up and blaaaaaaa

good weekend, full of no sleep, even though i totally passed out at like 830 on fri night and missed calls to go out, i woke at like midnight and watched zorro and didnt get much sleep---i dunno if im goin out tonight or not, its tempting, but i seriously rubbed the skin off my heal from this crazy dancefest ive sprung into--its so funny, i feel like ive reversed years and im more like i was in like 8th grade, where im all dancy and happy and makeupy haha--good times good times...

hey! hows about these people hire me befo i choke a bitch!!

veeeegaaas

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:25:59 GMT

my feet r feeling better now, vegas killed them, friday night we walked the entire fucking strip and i had my heels on and we were going to clubs and bars and i danced for prolly 2 hours total, not that much, then sat went to champagne brunch and got drunk, sobered up, bought a football and got drunk, sobered up and went to ICE and danced for like, 6 hours and got drunk thanks to the hottest guy ive ever seen, and happened to be swedish!! he had sexy hair too and his friend left the club around like 4 and we didnt know it, so we just hung out danced til like 430 then went walking down the strip going to random places before dropping him off at the hotel, then me and aresa went to krave to meet chris and danced even more, all in my 4 inch heels, we ended up getting to the hotel around like 7 or so after we ate, so i got 2 hours of sleep before having to leave that morning

oh ya, the van ride was super awesome, except for the fact that the stereo was broke and we didnt have ac!! me and jeff were almost naked in the back seat cuz it was so fucking hot!!

im sure theres more to tell, well a lot more, like the drunk guy licking my face, haha! but its all just vegas

and im excited about mal comming out and hopefully i will have a job this week, meaning i will have the money to go, cuz babe, im fucking broke right now!!

ok, now i need to put lotion on my feet so that they heal!!

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 16:41:43 GMT

vegas bitch!!

aloo gobi

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 18:09:43 GMT

i have a test on monday--booooo--and i have to learn a shitload of info for it, its not even a test really its a quiz--but we have 20 topics, he'll pick 8, and we have to write topic paragraphs about 4, which means i need to learn every fucking thing about the topics--its just too much really, i mean doesnt he realize we're too lazy for this!?

last night was josh's bday--it was fun, and i didnt really drink, i made a pina colada and drank like half of it--there was one guy there that really pissed me off, its funny cuz i neevr know which crowd is gonna be there, this was the ok crowd, the people i usually see werent there, but thats ok, it was a last minute party and everyone was at work--i dunno if im going out tonight, since i have to study, it depends on if dani calls or not--we're gonna go to bang together, its been a while--i love that place though, especially now that i can drink :) and its cool that leo like it too, hes a fucking groupie, admit it

i ran 4 miles yesterday, and im gonna do it today too, its so much easier when its cool outside

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:09:02 GMT

im turning into a blueberry

my grandpa gave me 5lbs of them this weekend

i am very happy

Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:09:18 GMT

aaaaagh long weekend--i slept for like 9 hourrs straight last night though and it was very awesome--its too fucking hot out though--i cant function--but i had a mango smoothie yesterday and it hepled me perservere--im excited about vegas, especially now that i know i dont have to pay for a hotel, of course that means i will be molested all night, but that happens anyways--and i need to stop being so lazy and call shari so i can make that hair appointment--ok i just did that--damn im productive--rr and i need to find my little spotlight lamp, but i think i threw it away--i wanna start drawing more, but i hate when theres just a subtle lighting--i like the dramatic shit--i really like my life drawing class, i always complain when i have to go cuz its 3 hours and im sore afterwards, but the time goes by really fast, i usually skip the 20 min break we get and just keep drawing--im so hardcore--ugh ok im bored--i ran like 1/2 a mile-ha--its so hot i almost passed out from that--and hopefully leo will be able to comeover tonight--hes prolly hungover though--that ho--damn this horniness of mine!

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:40:02 GMT

drinks in lb tonight, as soon as my friends get their FUCKING asses here--im not really gonna drink though, just a drink, cuz tomarrow is gonna be a crazy orgy of drinks and laughter--im seeing dane cook in LA thanks to my new hot ho--and apparently we're going dancing--aha! if only tenacious was here to join in, we could truly be asses together--it'll be a fun ending to the first week of school, which was surprisingly short on my part, godamn laziness! well it wasnt my fault actually, i was held captive

and its funny the situation with the bitchy man, he totally stopped talking to me, but its his own damn fault, i know its vague, but those of u who know, know what i mean, and if not, i'll tell u emily when i talk to u--haha! ur my only true friend

ooo and me and rick went to the museum yesterday, and im glad it was free, cuz i was pretty disappointed, i mean i loved the ideas of alot wilkensons work, but it just wasnt my thing--and hopefully hes cleaning that damn dirty hottub, cuz thats all hes good for!! well that and gay porn :)

THE FLYING VAGINA.....and other childrens tales

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:44:41 GMT

seriously, no fuckin sleep EVER!!

and always when i have a morning class--i left my afternoon class early cuz i had to buy art supplies and i was too tired to not get home til like 3-4

and i get to draw tonight im pretty sure, so woohoo!!

cover me

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:11:04 GMT

ugh, school is way too fucking expensive, godamn art supplies--i mean luckily i already have most of the shit on the lists, but still man, it sucks--and im seriously bruised all over from lola at the beach--shes too damn big, like the day it happened i thought i just fucked my hand, and now later on it seems like the bruises and scrapes r just getting worse, but maybe thats my abusive husbands fault..

i wanna go to vegas soon--i know riccola turns 21 in sept, so maybe thats a good excuse, we can have bday celebrations together--really im just using him for that anyways

and i got sleep. finally. there was some sleep--so hopefully i wont be as totally dead in my history class as i was the first day, that was so awful, i mean really, it hurt, like anal from grampa

would anyone like a banger in the mouth??

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:40:51 GMT

im sick, the day after my bday. i woke up and my throat was closed shut, i can drink green tea and eat oatmeal without being in total pain, but everything else just hurts--but at least i got treated for sushi and sake this weekend :)

im literally brain dead now, been sleeping aaaaaaaaaall day naked around the house with oscar--hopefully tomarrow i will feel better and i can workout and get that godamn boy to take me out for drinks on saturday night

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 21:33:28 GMT

haha--i just listened to my lesbo neighbors have the loudest sex--it was great, didnt get any names, just god--oh the sacreligious--well, i guess i have to masterbate now.

this week. oh yes, this week.

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 22:43:29 GMT

ok am i just completely incapable or does walmart seriously not carry condoms?? i looked all over trhe medicinal section where they usually are and nothing--i know they censor cds but please tell me they havent censored out sex lives

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 01:29:58 GMT

i cant stop falling asleep around this time of day--everytime i start to read i just pass out--i think im just exhausted still from last weekend--damn holidays and parties and driving--meh--this weekend should be another fun one--people to meet, food to eat, la di da

vegas is hesitant now--dani is going in like 2 weeks, meaning that when i go it will only a week or so later--so im contemplating when to do it--it may be more of a weekend trip now so that people can go--fuck im tired, going back to bed, screw u all

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:22:52 GMT

ive decided to kill tom cruise

who wants to join me??

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 17:32:56 GMT

fucking stomach aches--i slept all day yesterday and didnt really eat until like 9 so my stomach has been hurting like hell--i cant run and it sucks cuz i havent worked out in like 4 days--now i need to find a couple more quarters so i can do my laundry--i dunno why im updating with this lameness, had a great weekend but fuck it, u all can just fuck it

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 23:18:34 GMT

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
IS ANYTHING GREATER THAN THIS?!

http://www.showandtellmusic.com/mp3s/gallery_l/MarkieDiary.mp3

cornholio

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 20:59:14 GMT

so i found out my dads company is moving to texas, but the engineering firm will still be in mission viejo, so thats good--i need someone to take me out to eat to a fancy seafood place every few months :) and i didnt really get to talk to him for that long yesterday cuz he had a plane to catch, but we dont really talk that much anyways--i emailed him my grades so he should be happy that im such a studious girl, and they had absolutely NOTHING with me fucking the teachers... i wish he'd go ahead and take a vacation already too-i think he has like 2 months of vacation time saved up--maybe i can get him and mom to come out here again for a break--it sucked that last time i was just working the whole time--hmmm...so just throw some incest in there and thats family

i tried making a shirt yesterday, but the material fucking sucks--i really like it but its one of those slinky silky fabrics, so its impossible to cut a pattern with it and try to get everything to match up--it sucks cuz i spent like $20 on it--i have a bunch left over though so i'll try to make it again

i had a dream last night that i was an interviewer and there was all these different people from LA(doctor,accountant, actor...) and they were all on a conveyer belt and i had like 5 min each with them--i interviewd elijah wood and pissed him off, but then we had sex and he forgave me--is it really pathetic that im having sex dreams about a hobbit??

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 01:09:55 GMT

i dont know what im doing

am i a whore??..emily, i need u

;)

what about donkey lips??

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:42:34 GMT

i heart rilo kiley

and the guy from salute your shorts is hot

they have a show comming up, maybe i'll have work and money to go see them :)

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 20:34:15 GMT

1:45

jacko gets charged mothafucka!!

....or should i say babyfucker??

either way, they better find him fucking guilty!, although i know theres only about a 99% chance that'll happen, i mean who doesnt love thriller!!?